Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

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We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read You're going kick today in the nuts' in the mirror a few times, you'll be ready to take on the world.

• Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
• They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next emergency' strikes.
• Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
• The outer box measures 4" by 5.3" by 1.7" (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
• Cards measure 3.5" x 5" (89mm x 127mm).

Designed in USA, Imported. 

    About Brass Monkey

    Vintage-inspired Smartassery. Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them. . . making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad. 

    Based in the United States.